He always sleeps like this. He’s so weird. #Bixby #love #dog #pup #corgi #weirdo #dogsofinstagram #corgisofinstagram #instadog #toocute #bff #upsidedown #bedhog

He always sleeps like this. He’s so weird. #Bixby #love #dog #pup #corgi #weirdo #dogsofinstagram #corgisofinstagram #instadog #toocute #bff #upsidedown #bedhog

badassmccall:

if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances

(Source: cosimaniehaus223)

exhistur:

I wonder if anyone ever looks at me while I’m doing something and thinks I’m pretty. Because I do that all the time to people. 

grumpys:

i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork

untexting:

i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one